Monday, May 14, 2012

Me and Jill


The Real Me

Hello everyone my name is Nicholas Scott Waters the first. I was born in salt lake city in July of 94. A little about me, I love boating, hunting, Nebraska Corn-Husker football, hanging out with friends, and I love my girlfriend Jill. I graduate on the 29th of May and couldn't be more excited!! Following graduation I move back to Nebraska ( Omaha area) to start my new job and in the fall start college at Bellevue University, and look forward for what the future has in store for me!

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Mitt 2012

The 44th President of The United States Of America 

Ron Burgundy

Hello, my name is Ron Burgundy. I am a news reporter in the San Diego area. I don't really know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. I have many leather bound books and get occasional visits from Merlin Olson. Anyways enough About that.. this is really about me and me innability to find a relationship. Now dont get me wrong Ive never had Problems getting the ladies, I have just had a hard time keeping them around. Until that one day when I stumbled upon The most beautiful women I had ever seen at Ricos suites and ties. I knew from the moment that I saw her that she was The woman that I was to wed. She proceeded to take my measurements for the new suite that I was in search of. While She Was taking my measurements we had a nice discussion on how big a deal I was. When she was finished I got down on one knee and asked the woman to marry me.

Wednesday, May 2, 2012


A successful man.
1- How bout that rain?
2- Ya
1- It's really coming down huh?
2- Ya
1- What is the matter? Have you got a stick up your a$$ or what? you haven't said 2 words since we came out of that truck stop in Shaboygan.
2- Do I need to? Do I look like a talker to you? Shout I don't talk unless I'm drunk or pissed off and I aint drunk.
1- You know what, its fine. I don't need anyone to to on a 20 hr drive. I got myself.
2- Ya that ought to be enough at the rate you talk.
1- You are so rude.

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Rednecks...


Team Poem

No team is 
tricky together in the season.
This hostile crowd was 
practice for the big stage. 
Expieriance leads to confidence
and the team's starters accounted 
for the roster.
The stadium was as corny as a 
splash routine from the lineman. 
Success is key.

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Random phone stuff

This is probably not worthy for me to put on my blog but I need your guys honest opinion.. I'm getting a new phone would you recommend the iPhone or android? All comments are appreciated thanks.

Movie

Well I think that for any of you who have lived and have heard of the movie Anchorman then I'm sure that it is obvious to you what movie would be my favorite. In all seriousness though there are so many in fact too many great films out there for me to pick one so based on the simple fact that my blog is about Anchorman thus it is the movie that I shall informally claim to be my favorite when in reality it probly isn't.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Dream turned reality

 

When Dreams feel real, that is scary...

Dreams

My most recent dream that was memorable happened on Sunday on my plane ride home. I fell asleep right as the plane was taking off and my dream was the exact setting of where I was. I dreamt that I was on the actual flight that I was on and the pilot was a new pilot. As we were making our final approach into SLC International I dreamt that the pilot slowed down to early and we were way to low; I can just remember looking out my window seat and seeing oncoming traffic zoom past only about 10 feet below and then... BOOM we crashed into the grounded part of an overpass and died instantly.  The Instant the plane hit the overpass my spirit left my body and I remember watching the accident clean up and all family mooring. As I watched all this happen I remember thinking to myself that it can't be over, I'm too young, what about the rest of my life? I was really having a hard time coming to grip the fact that I had just died. Now Remember back to the beginning when I said that I was on the plain, when I woke up from this dream I had to pinch myself to make sure it was real because to the dream seemed so real that it was scary. Now I am no dream reader but if any of you are then please let me know!!

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Hero


Hero
Peyton Manning #allrespectwaslostforJimIrsay

Courage

I don't really know what this post is actually about so just bare with me.
Courage, courage in my opinion is something that we all posses but few actually show. I don't know why but every time I think of the word courage I think of the United States Military. To go out and serve our country and for some to pay the ultimate price to fight to protect our freedom and to keep us all here at home safe really speaks to me. So this post is a S/O to the Military of the United States of America and to let them know their courage does not go un-noticed.

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Its been a rough year Lone Peak, Lets stick together and reach out to everyone.
Miss you guys..

Life and Death

Well Nelson, I think you have succeeded in giving us the most vague topic you could possibly think of. However due to events that have happened over the past few days I have allot relativity speaking.  Last Friday February 24, 2012 I lost a friend who meant allot to me all because of a decision he made based off circumstances in his life. He made a bad decision and because of an unintentional mistake he lost his life. Maybe it is because I have been so blessed in my life when it comes to family and based on the fact that I have not had to deal with stressful home life and wondering if I was loved by family. What ever it is I just cant understand how or why you would mess with something that is so dangerous and if miss calculated you could die. I just don't understand. Its like putting a gun in your mouth, pulling the trigger and hoping that the gun is not loaded. Anyways I just want you all to know that I am especially grateful for my family, friends, and my amazing girlfriend. If any of you are having a rough time let me know and I'm here for you guys.
R.I.P. Jake I miss you and keep you and yours in my prayers.  Thanks for being an awesome kid and such a good friend. Love you man.  #NeverForgetOurFriendship

Friday, February 24, 2012

Time.........

Ok. So to be honest I dont know what this is about but I'm just going to go with it. What is time? Is there a way to alter time because I swear when you want something time goes by like a snail moving along a leaf, and then when it comes time to actually do the thing which you spent so long waiting for actually gets there it goes by like lightning. I dont know, I dont think there is.. If there is then somone please tell cause I'm in some dire need of time altering right about now.
Thanks.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Fears

Well over my life I have had many fears. It started out when I was just a little tyke, I found myself very afraid of monkeys. I would often worry about a monkey coming and attacking me in the night, then as I got a little older the fear then went to big black dogs and I would have night mares of being attacked by them. Point being throughout my whole life I have had fears, I just think that over time those fears change and not only for me but I think that this is something that  we all go through and we have different fears in different stages of our life's the key is not to dwell on them and figure out what we can do to overcome them.

Sunday, February 12, 2012

WANTED 


Rough looking Biker dude dead or alive.
May 28, 2012 the day you get here to celebrate one of the most exciting days in my life to this point. With Graduation comes allot; College, the big move, a new job, and the start to a new chapter of my life. In all honesty I cant wait! Part of me wants me to wait because I know that when I make the move the first week of June that my life will change forever. The amount of time that I get to see my friends and family out here will be limited so I understand that these next three months I really need to enjoy the time that I spend with everyone. I will enjoy the next three months and look forward to the day that I will be able to see you everyday.

The above is confusing ^^
So for that I apologies.

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Love,  
You really want to know what love is? Well, it's really quite simple. It's kinda like... Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight. My motto's always been "when it's right, it's right", why wait until the middle of a cold dark night? I love poetry, and a glass of scotch, and, of course, my friend Baxter. As I stated above,I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...




Now on a more serious note, love is an emotion that has so many feelings and emotions tied up into one and it packs a punch. Up until last July I had never known what it meant outside a family setting. Last July I was introduced to the girl of my dreams. She is one of the sweetest, caring, and loving girl I have EVER met! Since last July she is all I think about. If I'm having a bad day and I'm depressed her smile, her eyes, heck even hearing her voice just makes me happy and makes everything ok. I would do anything for her and she would do anything for me. I guess I am starting to ramble but I guess what I am trying to get at is...
Love is you couldn't, and wouldn't want to imagine your life without that person.
I, well I love Jill ;)
Just another day at the office.


Me, and my star studed Channel 4 News team

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Hello There, how are you? Haha Good I'm doing good and thank you for asking. I have created this blog not only because I have to but also because I would like to share my most inner and deepest thoughts with just you, but really since this is the Internet everyone and their dog will know the true Ron Burgundy. Well I can honestly tell you that I am genuinely excited for this class and especially this online journal. Any-who my time has run its course for this post.

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