Me and Jill

The Real Me

Hello everyone my name is Nicholas Scott Waters the first. I was born in salt lake city in July of 94. A little about me, I love boating, hunting, Nebraska Corn-Husker football, hanging out with friends, and I love my girlfriend Jill. I graduate on the 29th of May and couldn't be more excited!! Following graduation I move back to Nebraska ( Omaha area) to start my new job and in the fall start college at Bellevue University, and look forward for what the future has in store for me!

Mitt 2012

The 44th President of The United States Of America 

Ron Burgundy

Hello, my name is Ron Burgundy. I am a news reporter in the San Diego area. I don't really know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. I have many leather bound books and get occasional visits from Merlin Olson. Anyways enough About that.. this is really about me and me innability to find a relationship. Now dont get me wrong Ive never had Problems getting the ladies, I have just had a hard time keeping them around. Until that one day when I stumbled upon The most beautiful women I had ever seen at Ricos suites and ties. I knew from the moment that I saw her that she was The woman that I was to wed. She proceeded to take my measurements for the new suite that I was in search of. While She Was taking my measurements we had a nice discussion on how big a deal I was. When she was finished I got down on one knee and asked the woman to marry me.

A successful man.

1- How bout that rain?
2- Ya
1- It's really coming down huh?
2- Ya
1- What is the matter? Have you got a stick up your a$$ or what? you haven't said 2 words since we came out of that truck stop in Shaboygan.
2- Do I need to? Do I look like a talker to you? Shout I don't talk unless I'm drunk or pissed off and I aint drunk.
1- You know what, its fine. I don't need anyone to to on a 20 hr drive. I got myself.
2- Ya that ought to be enough at the rate you talk.
1- You are so rude.

Rednecks...